Wednesday, January 31, 2007

ma first lip contact

for the purposes of those who are underaged, i'll say lip contact..
must ave been like sum 8 or 9 years ago!!!. (ave i made anymore lip contacts since then? kall me to find out!!).
i was in secondary school, final year then..there was this gal i was dating then and we were in d same class, twas even close to d end of d third term and our valedictory service imminent.
now days b4 then, there was this feelin of impending loss..as that culd only b d explanation for a lot of "mismatched" couples in school then..(all conditions were lowered, and even d so called "cream" chicks were dating the "razzmattazfratazzgratazz" (oops!! got carried away!!) of d class.
of course i wasnt among the "razz..".hmn!! i b cream boy o!! ( if i advertise myself, who can vex, if u vex, go and create ur own blog!!).
anyway, here comes this chick that v known since like ages ago and she is apologising for a "wrong" she did like sum 3 years earlier!!.
i culd b very playful, so i acted like i remembered the "wrong".(till date i still cant figure it out), and tell her that she wld ave to make it up to me apologisn everyday,till we leave school..
well she sends me this note to say that she's at my beck and call or sumthn like that.
b4 we cld say "ofada rice".. we bcame an item..close, she even got flogged on my behalf once..
lemme tell u about that one..
the day we did technical drawing ( i hate that course), i was really depressed, as i didnt really feel d paper, so after d paper, i go lounge at the boys hostel..and she came lookin for me there..
she did the empathic lover bit and i was really feelin cool,until i heard d thunderous voice of the proprietress in d hostel..
sharply i started snoring, making sounds like a broken record..she cldnt run anywhere and d proprietress met her there, and instantly dished out custom-made slaps that wuld drive u upside down if properly landed, folks it is with great shame that i tell u that i merely intensified my snoring, b4 i became the next target of a physical assault..
i just heard sounds that i doubted culd ever come from my "cream" babe..
i guess d cream was turned into "s'cream..anoda type of cream by the way
...so even after that public display of "affection", we bcame closer..
finally grad. day came, i carted loads of prizes, and then we (me and her of course!!) went upstairs to an empty classroom, by this time.. i was as jittery as a cornered rat (did i mention that prior to that i had boasted to her that my kisses culd make a lady swoon).
so we get there, and i almost told her to say this prayer point (lord!! this step we are about to take..) and she is obviously expectant, and i am obviously sweating!!, so i tell her to "bring her lips"..she burst into laughter, and told me to b serious!!.
to cut d story short, i ehm!!. made lip contact, and did she swoon? well its more like did i swoon!!.
we went back downstairs and i puffed out my chest feelin on top of the milky way!!.
...we all got such xperiences, and it depends on what it triggers wen u remember it, i know ow i laff wen i remember this one, but blive it or not i'm better for it.
ciao!!!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

you're giving us gist of 8 years ago when we want to hear gist of today. hmm?

Anonymous said...

Hmm,Ay,oti pe to tin ba bo.
Like yewande said give us current gist jo.